I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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