So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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