Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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