How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
