Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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