what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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