sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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