I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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