is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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