Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
