He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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