So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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