Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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