i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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