ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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