So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
