I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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