Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I wear drunk well.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
