And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My dick has a subreddit
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
