nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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