i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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