I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We're too hungover to prance.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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