how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
