so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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