32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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