I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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