It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
