Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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