there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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