The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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