I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
