You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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