I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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