Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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