just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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