i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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