what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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