Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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