Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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