Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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