For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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