So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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