I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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