He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize
