It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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