My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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