David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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