Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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