Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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