i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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